Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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