After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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