you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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