she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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