On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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