My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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