Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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