You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
