turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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