There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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