Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
