I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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