He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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