i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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