hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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