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man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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