margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
