your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
