Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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