yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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