theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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