I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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