love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
