i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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