How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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