i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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