Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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