There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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