Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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