4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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