I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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