are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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