What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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