But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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