Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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