he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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