Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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