Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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