I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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