I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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