So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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