You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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