I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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