Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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