So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ladies don't puke and tell
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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