Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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