idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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