I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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