STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
