I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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