I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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