pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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